06 March 2008

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in common situations

It's weekend! So here's a light and comical article I will share to you which I got from a forwarded mail from a friend. You may try some if you want to be sarcastic or just plain alecky...hehehe. Have a great day!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after many years...
Stupid Question:- Martha, Charlie, you've become so big !!
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating ,i nsensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... (THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!! MIGHT TRY THIS ONE SOMEDAY...HEHEHE!)

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke?
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!


  1. Asking question is very important to establish an effective communication. It widens your knowledge and enhance your ability to understand. It is just a matter of asking the right and specific question to get an specific answer.

  2. Good point Uncle!!! However, it's fun to be "silly" once in a while bys asking silly stuff, don't you think? ;)

    Just like what most people say, if you ask a stupid question, a stupid answer you shall get.

    Have a nice day!!! God Bless!


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