19 June 2009

The Difference Between You and Your Boss

I cannot help but nod and smile as I read my friend's forwarded email about the difference between you and your boss. For those who are working like me, probably, you may be able to relate with this but if not, just enjoy and snicker. I am posting this forwarded email just for kicks! Employees out there.... do you agree? LOL! And to those in management, don't be a spoil-sport ;)


When I take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough

When I don't do it,

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy,

When I do something without being told,

I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating

When I make a mistake,

I am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,

He's only human.

When I am out of the office,

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an
interview .
When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked

When I
do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

what to do????????????? "

Who ever wrote this, "I feel for you!"


  1. hohohoh

    nakakarelate ako! :)

  2. Wow that's deffinately an interesting way of looking at it! Glad my little boss is only 6 months old!


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