I don't know if I'll be happy or sad with my new nickname. Yo Mama is short for Yo-Yo mama because my weight keeps going up and down and up and down. Just like how a yo-yo works. Just last week I was a kilo down and now, I gained 1 1/2 kilos. My rope of patience is about to snap and I better come up with a plan I can commit myself into. I know there are new weight loss products out in the market and I better act soon. I can't wait for another nickname to be branded to me. The next time they call me it better be - Yo Sexy Mama!